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Teacher Is A Bitch
Morgan Wallen
2
Make U A Sandwich
Sabrina Carpenter
3
Sex Cadillac Velvet Candles Sex
Bruno Mars
4
Escape (The Piña Colada Song)
Kendrick Lamar
5
Slurring Slurs
Morgan Wallen
6
Innocent Until Proven Guilty
Drake
7
I Can Do The Splits Good (Watch)
Tate McRae
8
God’s Favorite Shithead
Morgan Wallen
9
Song Of The Summer Attempt No. 46A
Benson Boone
10
Jeremy Allen White Can Suck My Gargantuan Dick If He Thinks That Impression Is Fucking Cute
Bruce Springsteen
11
HIT BY A TRUCK
Billie Eilish
12
Why Can’t I Say It (If He Says It In The Song)
Morgan Wallen
13
Alana Has A Different Dad
Haim
14
Music To Scroll To
Benson Boone
15
Wait, I Figured Out What I Should Have Said
Drake
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Just Let Me Fucking Die Already
Neil Young
17
The Song Your Teen Daughter Blares After Slamming Her Bedroom Door
Wet Leg
18
Nesquik Strawberry Milk
Addison Rae
19
Your Wife Thinks About Me During Sex
Michael Bublé
20
Glory To Mussolini!
Kayne West
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