An unidentified disease with flu-like symptoms has killed dozens of people in the Democratic Republic of Congo, with unknown illness having led to the death of at least 79 people and sickened 376. What do you think?
“Big deal, I’ve had flu-like symptoms since 2007.”
Oscar Lewis, Memorabilia Appraiser
“Why can’t a mysterious illness do something good for once.”
Selma Briseno, Sponge Wringer
“Can’t epidemiologists just learn to accept death without always asking ‘how’ and ‘why?’”
Alejandro Corona, File Corrupter