Error'd: Monkeys

Date:

Share:

Happy 2025 to all our readers. I can already tell this
year's columns are going to be filled with my (least)
favorite form of WTF, the impossible endless gauntlet of
flaming password hurdles to jump over or crawl under. Please comment if you know why this week's column has this title and why it doesn't have the title Swordfish.

Peter G.
starts off our new year of password maladies with a complaint that is almost poetic.

"Between desire and reality.

Between fact and breakfast.

Between 8 and -6:00.

Madness lies, lies, lies…"

 

Rick P.

keeps it going. "Must begin with a capital letter!!!" he
exclaims with three (3!) exclamation points. I think it deserved four.

1

 

Mark Whybird
justifiably grumbled
"If I knew what the policy was, maybe then I could come up with a password to satisfy it!"

2

 

R3D3-1
who swears he is NOT a bot, found a kind of interestingly complicated error challenge, opining
"Password requirements can be annoying.
Especially when they don't tell you what the requirements are, only that you failed.
But here they send me a confirmation Email, and only when
clicking the confirmation Email did they even tell me!
That's kind of a new low there… "

3

 

And finally ending this beginning, faithful
Pascal

remarks only: "WTF". Well said.

4

 

[Advertisement]
Keep all your packages and Docker containers in one place, scan for vulnerabilities, and control who can access different feeds. ProGet installs in minutes and has a powerful free version with a lot of great features that you can upgrade when ready.Learn more.

Source link

Subscribe to our magazine

━ more like this

The Four Quadrants of Conformism

July 2020One of the most revealing ways to classify people is by the degree and aggressiveness of their conformism. Imagine a Cartesian coordinate system whose horizontal...

Dark Matter – PostSecret

For twenty years, PostSecret has broadcast suburban America’s hidden truths—and revealed the limits of limitless disclosure. — Meg Bernhard In the early aughts, Frank Warren ran...

Megan Fox’s Pink Cherub Nails Are a Nod to Her New Baby

While each product featured is independently selected by our editors, we may include paid promotion. If you buy something through our links, we may...

638: Hop, Hop, Hop

Pre-show: Chromebook-block evasions Follow-up: At least one person did miss our WWDC sale. 🙁 Vision Pro Corner: StagePlay Blue Man Group Epic vs. Apple The Verge on Apple’s decision making Apple’s...

Colin from Accounts stars confirm season 3 will begin with a time jump

However, speaking to RadioTimes.com on the red carpet for the 2025 BAFTA Television Awards with P&O Cruises,...