LOS ANGELES—Boasting that he had made the most dramatic change to his appearance yet, anti-aging millionaire Bryan Johnson revealed Wednesday that he had put in purple contact lenses. “Today, I stand before you a new, younger man who also has violet eyes,” said the 47-year-old business magnate, who added that on top of his intensive daily regimen of light therapy, blood transfusions, and 91 custom supplements, he and his team of longevity specialists had now covered his eyes with colored lenses he purchased online. “Although my natural blue eyes didn’t necessarily age me, my new, purple eyes give me an air of otherworldly mystery. And this is only the beginning. Soon, I’ll have some cat-eye contacts for both myself and my son to wear when he gives me his blood.” At press time, a shirtless Johnson could be heard screaming in pain as his bloodshot eyes rejected the contacts and immediately aged him 20 years.
