Every cat pawrent knows the struggle. The eternal debate of whether the door should be open or closed. To us, it’s a simple choice. To cats, it’s a full-scale philosophical crisis.
One minute, they’re meowing desperately to get out, tails twitching like they have urgent business. The second you open the door, they just… stand there. Sniff. Maybe take one slow step. Then they look back at you, offended, as if you’ve somehow ruined the vibe. And of course, the moment you close the door again? Cue the cries of betrayal echoing through the house.
It’s not about going in or out. It’s about having options. Cats are master negotiators, and the door is their ultimate bargaining chip. Open? They’ll stay inside. Closed? Suddenly, outside is the most interesting place in the universe.
At the end of the day, doors are just part of the cat game. They don’t want in or out. They want the power to choose, every single time.
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